by: The Clamtributors
The GloHo
The Widow’s Peek
The Ho’s Nest
Gulls Gulls Gulls
Hot Tuna
The Golden Sea Cucumber
The Crab Trap
Pleasant Street T&A Company
The Happy Taco (Ed note: We are informed this already exists)
The Titz Hugh Lane House [edit: reader Rob Parsons
came up with this and we felt it was too good to pass up.]
And lest you think we could overlook the lucrative male stripper industry, we have:
The All-Buoy Review
Woodman’s
The Greasy Pole (obviously)
The Maple Wood
Man-Chester
Seaman’s