Three Word Restaurant Reviews.

Our good friend and Clam supporter Hallie from Turtle Alley came up with a brilliant idea the other day. “I’d be good at writing three-word restaurant reviews,” she said.  Turns out, she was absolutely correct. So we teamed up to gather some of the best three-word reviews we could muster for some of Gloucester’s eating establishments. Here’s a few examples:

Duckworth’s: Best in town!

Short & Main: Patrons from Hamilton

House of Mitch: Bad Life Choice

Dogbar: Tall People Beware

But we here at the Clam realized that we needed help. And that’s where you come in. Craft your own 3-word review of your favorite joints in town. Best ones get a Clam sticker and we’ll list ’em in a future post!

Leave ’em in the comments. Or don’t, see if I care.

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  1. Latitude 43 – It is unparalleled 🙂

  2. Madfish- Mad Fresh Sushi!

  3. For Mike’s Pizza, not Mike’s Bikes…

  4. Tacos Lupida su adictivo. (2 words, not 3, I know)

  5. Ohana…Bring Lotsa Dough

  6. Giuseppe’s… Oh, never mind

  7. Ohana- people go there?

  8. Causeway: Get Fat Quick

  9. dorothyzbornakssholderpads

    Fort Square Cafe – Fuck yeah, Breakfast!

  10. Cape Ann Brewing Company – “I’ll have another!”

  11. SUBWAY…Go to Destino’s

  12. Espresso’s – Don’t Eat Here

  13. Sugar Mags: Wicked Tuna Melt

  14. McDonald’s – Extreme Ass Blast

  15. Supreme Roast Beef…After Last Call

  16. Short & Main – Too Much Beard.
    Lat 43 – Menu Like Bible
    The Pilot House – People Eat This?
    Duckworths – Simply The Best

  17. Zekes: Grubby but Good

  18. Passports: Free popovers FTW!

  19. Donut Jim’s- Call Health Board!

  20. Dunkin Donuts… Makin’ Deo Millions

  21. Zeke’s: THE best hash.

  22. Katrinas. Best sweet potatoes!

  23. Poseidon’s – Sauna no charge

  24. Passports. .Gloucester’s Best QPR…

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