Our good friend and Clam supporter Hallie from Turtle Alley came up with a brilliant idea the other day. “I’d be good at writing three-word restaurant reviews,” she said. Turns out, she was absolutely correct. So we teamed up to gather some of the best three-word reviews we could muster for some of Gloucester’s eating establishments. Here’s a few examples:
Duckworth’s: Best in town!
Short & Main: Patrons from Hamilton
House of Mitch: Bad Life Choice
Dogbar: Tall People Beware
But we here at the Clam realized that we needed help. And that’s where you come in. Craft your own 3-word review of your favorite joints in town. Best ones get a Clam sticker and we’ll list ’em in a future post!
Leave ’em in the comments. Or don’t, see if I care.
Latitude 43 – It is unparalleled 🙂
Madfish- Mad Fresh Sushi!
Mike’s Please Hold
For Mike’s Pizza, not Mike’s Bikes…
Tacos Lupida su adictivo. (2 words, not 3, I know)
Ohana…Bring Lotsa Dough
Giuseppe’s… Oh, never mind
Ohana- people go there?
Causeway: Get Fat Quick
Fort Square Cafe – Fuck yeah, Breakfast!
Cape Ann Brewing Company – “I’ll have another!”
SUBWAY…Go to Destino’s
Espresso’s – Don’t Eat Here
Sugar Mags: Wicked Tuna Melt
McDonald’s – Extreme Ass Blast
Supreme Roast Beef…After Last Call
Short & Main – Too Much Beard.
Lat 43 – Menu Like Bible
The Pilot House – People Eat This?
Duckworths – Simply The Best
Zekes: Grubby but Good
Passports: Free popovers FTW!
Donut Jim’s- Call Health Board!
Dunkin Donuts… Makin’ Deo Millions
Zeke’s: THE best hash.
Katrinas. Best sweet potatoes!
Poseidon’s – Sauna no charge
Passports. .Gloucester’s Best QPR…