The kids are back in school, the tourists are noticeably fewer, and it’s the end of beachgoing season, almost. While we mourn another amazing summer on our island, we figured we’d have a little awards ceremony for our beaches. So many are worthy!
The Gloucester Clam’s 2014 Beach Awards Winners Are:
Best beach for cutting your feet: Plum Cove
Best beach for picking up a used syringe: Half Moon
Best beach for the faint smell of raw sewage: Pavilion
Best beach for after hour man pick-ups: Annisquam Light
Best beach for watching a family of assholes surreptitiously leave their litter behind: Good Harbor
Best beach for occasional rancid whale parts: Long Beach
Best beach for seeing soiled diapers: Niles
Best beach for experiencing that rotten dead fish smell: Braces
Best beach for having someone expose themselves in public: Wingaersheek
Best beach for almost getting run over by some asshole on a speedboat on your way there: Ten Pound Island.
Best beach for involuntarily appearing in somebody’s wedding: Good Harbor Beach.