HEY CLAM BLOG READERS! SPORT HORSE BACK. SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT, RIGHT? WHERE ONE EVEN BEGIN?
OKAY SO FIRST OFF MY BRO CALIFORNIA CHROME NOT WIN TRIPLE CROWN. SPORT HORSE BET FOAL’S EDUCATION FUND ON THAT HORSE, SO NOW THEY HAVE TO LEARN FAMILY TRADE OF PULLING CARRIAGES OF ASSHOLE TOURISTS AND SHITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF STATE STREET.
WE ALSO DINOSAUR COSPLAY
ANYHORSE, I WAS THINKING THO WE NEED SOME GLOUCESTER-RELATED HORSE RACING NAMES. I MEAN HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE? I ASK CLAMTRIBUTORS TO HELP ME WITH NAMES AND WE COME UP WITH THESE:
- UNHEALTHY FULLER SCHOOL OBSESSION
- EASILY THWARTED PAYWALL
- NARCAN SUNRISE
- NORMAN’S WOAH
- FIREBALL
- SEABISCUT CAPSLOCK
- SKETCHY BAIT VAN
- ISLE OF FOALS
OVER IN NBA NEWS, GAME 1 OF NBA FINALS BETWEEN MIAMI HEAT AND SAN ANTONIO SPURS BORES SPORT HORSE, BUT LEBRON JAMES LEG CRAMP WENT CRAZY VIRAL RIGHT? LISTEN, IN SPORT HORSE WORLD, LEG CRAMPS BAD NEWS. IT NOT JOKE. MY FATHER HAD LEG CRAMPS AND THEY TOLD ME HIM GO TO LIVE ON A FARM UPSTATE AND WE NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN. I DO NOT WANT LEBRON TO GO LIVE ON FARM HE WOULD NEVER SURVIVE I MEAN LOOK AT HIM.
LET’S TALK HOCKEY NOW!
OKAY SO RANGERS BEAT MONTREAL (AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH) AND ARE FACING THE LA KINGS IN STANLEY CUP FINALS. NO LIE SPORT HORSE ADMIRE BOTH TEAMS.
FUN FACT: THIS ACTUAL SIGN SPORT HORSE MAKE. YAHOO SPORTS LOVED IT.
SPORT HORSE WATCH GAME TWO. TIRED BECAUSE GAME START LATE ON WEST COAST AND GO TO GODDAMN DOUBLE OVERTIME. NEED MORE COFFEE HONESTLY. THIS SERIES AWESOME TO WATCH – KINGS KEEP COMING BACK FROM GOAL DEFICITS TO WIN. I SUGGEST ALL CLAM READERS WATCH GAMES.