We’ve really pissed off a few folks this week so far (And it’s only freakin’ TUESDAY so we’re on quite the roll), so let’s just get it all out of the way right now. We’re not exactly tepid bathwater with our opinions here at the Clam. Apparently a few people just now realized we have a slight liberal bent. Also did you know we swear?
Anyway, let’s just get all the hate out right now. Here’s some other polarizing subjects we take a hardline stance on.
1. Bunnies are cute.
2. Babies smell good.
3. Eating healthy food and exercising regularly is a good idea for pretty much everyone.
4. Cleaning up your dog’s crap is a thing you are supposed to do, and you’re a dick if you don’t.
5. Every child in this country has a right to quality free education.
6. Nobody really truly enjoys the sound of a recorder.
7. Diving into shallow water is a bad idea and should be discouraged.
8. Feeding children cocaine is not something a good parent does at all.
9. Staying in your lane while driving is critical to road safety.
10. Getting the blue shell in Mario Kart is immensely satisfying.
Hear that, folks? Get your long-winded, over-punctuated (!!!!!) comments out now, while the getting’s good!