12 Days of Christmas: Gloucester Style

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On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A Drone stuck in a Tree

On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Two Busted Drug Deals
and a Drone stuck in a Tree

On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Three Train Station Fist Fights
Two Busted Drug Deals
and a Drone stuck in a Tree

On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Four Empty Nips
Three Train Station Fist Fights
Two Busted Drug Deals
and a Drone stuck in a Tree

On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Five Expansive Eastern Point Lawns
Four Empty Nips
Three Train Station Fist Fights
Two Busted Drug Deals
and a Drone stuck in a Tree

On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Six Seagulls-A-Shitting
Five Expansive Eastern Point Lawns
Four Empty Nips
Three Train Station Fist Fights
Two Busted Drug Deals
and a Drone stuck in a Tree

On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Seven Unleashed Dogs on Good Harbor Beach
Six Seagulls-A-Shitting
Five Expansive Eastern Point Lawns
Four Empty Nips
Three Train Station Fist Fights
Two Busted Drug Deals
and a Drone stuck in a Tree

On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eight Skirts-A-Flowing
Seven Unleashed Dogs on Good Harbor Beach
Six Seagulls-A-Shitting
Five Expansive Eastern Point Lawns
Four Empty Nips
Three Train Station Fist Fights
Two Busted Drug Deals
and a Drone stuck in a Tree

On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Nine Backyard Gardens
Eight Skirts-A-Flowing
Seven Unleashed Dogs on Good Harbor Beach
Six Seagulls-A-Shitting
Five Expansive Eastern Point Lawns
Four Empty Nips
Three Train Station Fist Fights
Two Busted Drug Deals
and a Drone stuck in a Tree

On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Ten Terrible Fuller School Ideas
Nine Backyard Gardens
Eight Skirts-A-Flowing
Seven Unleashed Dogs on Good Harbor Beach
Six Seagulls-A-Shitting
Five Expansive Eastern Point Lawns
Four Empty Nips
Three Train Station Fist Fights
Two Busted Drug Deals
and a Drone stuck in a Tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eleven Overly Enthusiastic Tuna Fishermen
Ten Terrible Fuller School Ideas
Nine Backyard Gardens
Eight Skirts-A-Flowing
Seven Unleashed Dogs on Good Harbor Beach
Six Seagulls-A-Shitting
Five Expansive Eastern Point Lawns
Four Empty Nips
Three Train Station Fist Fights
Two Busted Drug Deals
and a Drone stuck in a Tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Twelve Middle Aged Men Drunk on a Tuesday at Noon
Eleven Overly Enthusiastic Tuna Fishermen
Ten Terrible Fuller School Ideas
Nine Backyard Gardens
Eight Skirts-A-Flowing
Seven Unleashed Dogs on Good Harbor Beach
Six Seagulls-A-Shitting
Five Expansive Eastern Point Lawns
Four Empty Nips
Three Train Station Fist Fights
Two Busted Drug Deals
and a Drone stuck in a Tree

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