The Winner of the 2014 Tournament of Shitty Parking Lots is… 7/11 Bass Ave!
The battle for shittiest parking lot’s final round between 7/11 and Destino’s ended up neck and neck. By the time voting ended arbitrarily five minutes ago, there were only 3 votes separating the two.
But 7/11 Bass Ave was victorious. Its particular type of bedlam is a horror show for people parking, driving by, or walking or cycling.
It deserves its certificate of shittiness. It should revel in its new distinction. A beam of light should descend upon those backing their R/Vs out into traffic without bothering to check if traffic is clear. A cacophony of horns shall forever be heard echoing through the trees.
Take this, 7/11, and display it proudly. You have conquered all other lots in town. You are the one Shittiest Lot. We salute you.
Like they say, every vote counts! Crazy to think that my wife and I were the “deciding vote” in the matter – had we voted the other way, the aware would have gone to Destinos! You’re welcome, Gloucester 🙂
For just the amount of carnage possible the 7/11 had to win. I have never pulled in. I think of myself as a good driver up to a challenge but I think you would find me weeping and waiting until 3AM when the oncoming traffic of texting fishermen thinned out.